All I want to do is print my portfolio.
That's ALL.
But my printer has been in a box since August and is now all effed up. I did two power cleanings, the automatic alignment thinger won't work, and it's off register by about 1mm.
All I want to do is print my damn portfolio, and I've had to replace two ink cartridges, and now the maintenance tank is full and I can't buy a new one until tomorrow. I'm also almost out of light magenta now. Grand total to get my damn 3800 working again will be about $170.
All I wanted to do was print my stupid freaking portfolio!